Catapult

How can you tell when newspaper reporters are getting old?

They have more headlines.

Audi Duty

California Reaper… Capsaicin

When Leonardo was thrown in prison, why didn’t Mona Lisa visit him?

Because she is a captive-hating woman.

Warfs When Worf travels back in time and meets himself.

Pets do look like their owners!

A female sheep walks into the bar and the bartender says, “What… ewe again?”

A foo walks into a bar, sits down at the counter and says to the bartender, “My life is all screwed up man.”

Foobar

The bartender says, “Yea, I get that a lot around here.”